clocks-divorcing-ticks:

sorry not sorry

(via onlylolgifs)

prince-of-mametown:

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

(Source: terufrying, via bands-andpizza)

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

(via donasebastiana)

undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

(Source: alpha--of---the--pack, via donasebastiana)

Timestamp: 1397616914

undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

(Source: alpha--of---the--pack, via donasebastiana)

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via donasebastiana)

roughkiss:

avelinethegatorqueen:

i scrolled down for an explanation there was none

He looks like a turkey before being cooked.

(Source: blackspider, via donasebastiana)

Timestamp: 1397616390

roughkiss:

avelinethegatorqueen:

i scrolled down for an explanation there was none

He looks like a turkey before being cooked.

(Source: blackspider, via donasebastiana)

interrobangphan:

this fucking movie i swear

(Source: oh-shit-an-eldritch-abomination, via donasebastiana)

hellugh:

stoned-levi:

sullivanthere:

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

REVOLUTION

I want to know who is responsible

(Source: miles-eggworth, via donasebastiana)

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

(via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1397532659

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

(via ruinedchildhood)

hi:

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

(via rememberto-loveyourself)

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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(Source: seedy, via l0st-in-underland)

neutral-voice:

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling

(via l0st-in-underland)

dangstrider:

PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING

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(Source: squirps, via ruinedchildhood)

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via imp4ler)

Timestamp: 1397433363

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via imp4ler)